Unfrozen Caveman Patent Lawyer (lawnrrd) wrote in altdad,
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NORAD (NORth American Diaper) Command Status Chart

POOPCON 1
CONTAINMENT BREACH:
EMERGENCY HAZMAT PROTOCOL
POOPCON 2
PAYLOAD DELIVERED:
IMPLEMENT SANITARY PROTOCOL
POOPCON 3
EGESTION APPARENTLY IN PROGRESS:
READY SANITARY PROTOCOL
POOPCON 4
IT'S BEEN A WHILE:
INCREASE VIGILANCE
POOPCON 5
RECENT DIAPER CHANGE:
POOP NOT IMMEDIATELY EXPECTED
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